I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
It will be too late. I will have fornicated with the enemy by then.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
He did a backflip because drugs
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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