Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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