Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
I am walking funny today. And it's sad because it's from the bad encounter with the sidewalk rather than a good encounter with a stripper
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I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
How I know that I'm single: when I get a save the date for a wedding & I read "& guest" my first thought was does my bottle of Jack Daniels count.
For real his Facebook page says he studied "sexual arts" at some random college I've never heard of. You've been warned.
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Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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