Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
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I'd cum for enchiladas.
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
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Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Can we talk about how i drunkenly changed the timezone on my phone last night and just showed up to work an hour early
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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