Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
It says a lot about the way my life is going right now that 'there's no shit in your house' is fucking good news.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
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