Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
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I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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