have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
We're drinking vodka. Wine is for people who have to wake up in the morning.
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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