i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
you have to choose: penises or morals?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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