He disabled his match.com account in front of me
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
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When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
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Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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