When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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