Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
It's blow job season.
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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