He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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