I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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