I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Strip club for my birthday. And none of this discrimination shit. We're going to a guys one and girls one. Go get your singles.
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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