Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session