When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
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I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
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hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.