I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
I gave you the craziest sex experiences of your life, the least you could do is let me keep the sweater.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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