I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
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I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I woke up and finished the bottle like a champ
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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