FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
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the ceiling is raining jello shotss
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
Im also drinking whiskey while on a treadmill wearing high heels so let's consider that for a moment.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
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I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
You're breaking my sexual little heart