you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
