I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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