1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
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He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
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LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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