Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
I knew his night was already over when he started marking lines on the bottle and setting goals
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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