Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
do you think they make "congratulations unfit mother" greeting cards?
or abortion recommendation cards.
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
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We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
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I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
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