so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
Swine flu is the new snow day.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
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Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
I'm having to shit out rocks
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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