Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
I should never bitch about not getting laid. He's begging me to come over and I'm saying no because I'm watching a Golden Girls marathon.
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my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
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i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
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