Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
I've never met a penis that didn't think I was awesome.
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