I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
When he breaks your heart after he reveals he's gay, I'll be there for you. -Love, Dad
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
Did that sound smart? Cuz beneath the boozy exterior beats the heart of a fucking scientist.
Randomize
