real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
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Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
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His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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