She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
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its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
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when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
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