I hate your face
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
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