Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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