i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
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I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
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all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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