How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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