I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
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So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
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Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I yelled at the cab driver to slow down because my unborn children live here, and pointed to my uterus. I think my message was lost in translation though because he immediately offered me his card...
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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