I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
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Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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