So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
Did I, at any point last night, say I was dying?
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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