Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
is this the sara with the beer cane?
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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