Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
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This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
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You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
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