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just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Can we just talk about how I wrote out all the stuff I had to do this week and for Thursday it says "drink and cry"? ...I don't remember putting that but it sounds like something I would do
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
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