I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
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