Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
So gin and wine won't be happening again
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
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My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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