dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
Are you in a cab?
I'm close- can you order me a bowl of vodka?
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Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
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this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I can't put those talents on a resume
Thinking about wearing all black to the bar tonight since I'll be attending my liver's funeral.
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
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