porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
I absolutely love waking up to see my phone search history is "xj" "qj" "cj" "uj" and "kj"
Randomize
