I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
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Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
So how'd the job interview go?
well turns out the guy interviewing me was a regular at the strip club where i used to work. Talk about awkward
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
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