I feel like I'm in dance class right now
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The beer is more important than you right now.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
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