btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Randomize
