So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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