Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
pick me up and take me to a bathroom i have to shit
no
the bathroom is right infront of the beerpong table
im sorry you werent invited but you live 2 blocks away PLEASE
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
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