plz talk dirty to me
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I miss my teeeeeeeeth. They're in a bag in my hand.
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