He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
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Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
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You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
A dude just looked at me like my drunk swaying was corrupting his progeny DUDE YOUR KID HAS A MULLET YOU'VE ALREADY RUINED HIM
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
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