For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
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I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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