kristin has been a bad kristin
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Hes laying on the floorn in the bathroom telling Jesus to raise the flag
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
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