That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I just puked on the sidewalk. At 11am. Thought you'd like to know.
Just found out I lit my hair on fire last night.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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