Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
Pretending to care about her feelings is becoming a full time job
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
the only compliment i could think of for this chick was that she looked 'moderately attractive'
We're playing a drinking game to 'how to train your dragon'. has it really come to this?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
One of the Mormon boys that comes to the door is really sexy and I always think 'I would absolutely destroy your faith'
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
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