And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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