make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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