ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
Be quiet or buzz aldrin will come beat you up with science
Randomize
