How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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